Thursday, September 25, 2008

Boredom Reaches Peak

At least I am hoping my boredom has reached it's peak or I am going to end up in a looney bin very soon.

Yesterday, after months of doing barely anything at work, I was given something to do by a coworker. Most people would not accept work from a coworker but given my high level of boredom I accepted and accepted gladly. The work was nothing more than filing papers but my excitement at actually having some work to do made it seem like I had just won the lottery.

How sad is that?!?!

Monday, September 22, 2008

The Long Trek Home

The road home from the big apple was rather serene until we arrived back on Canadian soil. As we traveled through New Jersey the setting sun helped create a reflective backdrop to us as we all were lost in memory of the various highlights of the weekend. As our thoughts turned to the tasty foot long hotdog smothered with cheese and kraut we all had at Shea (the best ballpark dog I’ve ever had; so good in fact I had two) our stomach’s broke the calm by reminding us all that the last bit of nourishment we ate that day was that tasty hotdog at the game.

After finding our intended place for dining, Perkins, and filling our gullets we continued our drive through Pennsylvania in darkness. At least it was late enough for the evening sports to be on and we landed on WGN radio and the Cubs game. The innings past by in the game and each mile got us closer to New York State and more importantly, Carlos Zambrano inched closer to the Cubs first no hitter in 36 years. As the announcers found every possible way of letting us know the predicament without actually saying “no hitter” our attention to the game intensified and peaked in the ninth when the rare feat was accomplished.

That was the peak of our enjoyment on the road too (except for the brief stop at duty free when we got to buy alcohol for cheap). Not too long after the game ended we started looking for a place to sleep. As the wind picked up outside we were growing restless in the car. Relying on a GPS unit we took a cutoff in hopes of finding a hotel/motel but instead of finding one we spent half an hour driving in circles before getting back on the interstate. As an aside: all trip long we had a discussion going about old school maps and the new fangled GPS units. I defended the use of maps while my traveling mates held the GPS unit in high regard. In this instance neither helped.

We finally found shelter not long before the remnants of Ike unleashed in the area. The next day we saw the outcome of the storm’s wrath as we dodged tree limbs on the interstate. After a short stop at the duty free, we were finally back in Canada but our troubles were far from over. Unbeknownst to us, somewhere along the way one of our tires picked up an unwanted passenger that caused what began as a slow leak and progressed to a more pronounced leak. We made several stops to add air to the tire before arriving in my driveway and called CAA. The trip, which was great until this side of the border, was over for me. Half an hour or so later, will full bellies, my dad and sister were on their own home stretch.

A Tale of Two Stadiums

We are up to the main reason for my recent trip to New York City, visiting the two ballparks that will be replaced for the 2009 season. Apparently, New York is really where the money is these days since both the storied Yankee Stadium and the ugly sister called Shea are both being taken out of commission at the end of this baseball season.

Although both stadiums have witnessed some ‘amazing’ baseball (even if the one more so than the other) there is definitely no telling which one is in the hearts of the city folk. That is evident by the name assigned to each of the new stadiums; Yankee Stadium and Citi Field. Yankee Stadium can be seen as being modernized (i.e. more comfortable seating and more expensive luxury suites) since the name remains the same while Shea is flat out being replaced (and it is obvious why it’s needed). The Yankees fans seem to be saddened by the replacement of the House That Ruth Built and its 85 years of mostly fond memories even though the new park is supposedly going to a replica of the old but over in Queens it’s a different story. Even with the memory of the Miracle Mets of 1969 and the infamous Bill Buckner blunder in game 6 of the 1986 World Series, most Mets fans are more than happy to be getting a new field. The replacement of Shea does not seem to be talked about outside of Queens whereas the closing of Yankee Stadium is talked about everywhere (at least everywhere in North America).

Despite the dilapidated look of Shea and the narrow stairs, walkways and concourse of Yankee Stadium, both ballparks are still fun to watch games at. A lot of that enjoyment likely has to do with the relaxed and fun atmosphere created by the stadium’s personnel rather than the actual buildings. At Yankee Stadium one of New York’s finest seemed to be right at home in the stands. He was seen sending text messages, eating peanuts, chatting with fans and posing for pictures (perhaps even taking some for others as well). At Shea, we had an usher that was authentically friendly and seemed like he would like nothing better than to grab a seat beside us and talk about the history of the Mets or the stadium or anything else we wanted to talk about.

In the end, I’m glad I went to Yankee Stadium before they sell off every urinal and toilet seat to help recover the costs of constructing the new stadium but I prefer comfort over nostalgia at sporting events and think a new stadium is needed. Once the Yankees start winning in the new building the old stadium will be locked into the history books. As for Shea, I feel for the Mets fans that had to sit in that building the past several years when it was way past decent. The new stadium should give more life to the fans and hopefully the team as they continue on another September fall from grace. Cherish the memories of old but enjoy all the comforts afforded by the modern day.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

From Tourists to Subway Pros

While in New York City, we did not do much of the normal stuff, you know check out the view from the top of the Empire State building, shop, or check out the club or bar scene but we did find our way to Times Square. We stayed out in Queens, a few blocks from the Mets home, so we had to rely on the subway to get to Manhattan and our main destination, Yankee Stadium.

Getting to Manhattan and Times Square was not difficult for us at all. We got on the 7 train at the beginning and got off at the end in the middle of Times Square. Since our time was short there, we wandered aimlessly along the streets, stopping for Starbucks and the Yankees clubhouse before jumping back on the subway to head to the Bronx. We made the switch at Grand Central Station to the northbound train into the Bronx a lot more complicated than it had to be but we ended up at Yankee Stadium anyhow.

We returned to Times Square for dinner and had no difficulty on the subway this time. We did get off at Grand Central Station and walk to Times Square so we missed the switch but we would have had no trouble the second time. Getting back to Queens and our hotel left us feeling like pros on the subway as we had no difficulty at all. To us, it seemed like we started our day as tourists but ended the day as seasoned pros on the subway.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Tommy Boy Moment En Route to the Big Apple

One week ago today I was in a car in Pennsylvania heading south to New York City. Right now I am so wishing I could go back in time…or maybe even forward in time so I would not be at work anymore. Anyhow, despite the long drive it was a fun trip. We went to both MLB stadiums and wandered the streets of Manhattan for a short time all while mastering the expansive subway system. The fun was not limited to our adventures in the big city; it started somewhere near the Pocono’s and had me looking as stupid as David Spade’s character in Tommy Boy at the gas station (the scene where David’s character is looking for a town using the wrong map).

We got the Triptych from CAA to guide us to New York. It is useful as it shows construction zones and the location of food, gas, lodgings and points of interest. We also had the New York Tour Book that gives more information on the points of interest, lodgings, etc. As my dad fiddled around with his new GPS unit, I followed along with the old school maps and my triptych. I was checking out the points of interest to see if any of them interested us. As we neared the Pocono area I noticed a point of interest near Mount Pocono and began searching the tour book for what the point of interest was but I could not locate the town in the Tour Book. Five minutes of searching, likely cursing under my breath all the while, I finally realized something…I would never find Mount Pocono in the Tour Book I had. Mount Pocono happens to be in Pennsylvania not New York, the state for which the Tour Book contained information.

It turned out I needed a new Tour Book not a new map as the gas attendant so bluntly put it in Tommy Boy. And that was my first thought after I realized the mistake I made and started laughing in the back seat. My sister got just as big a laugh out of that occurrence as I did when I told her the reason of my seemingly unprompted laughter.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Indecision Results in Weird Combination

It has been a while since I have posted something with substance so I thought I’d reach down into my memory to come up with something. Well, actually, this memory came back to me last night while I was thinking of something to feed my son and it gave me a chuckle so I thought I’d share it with you all. Oh yeah, it really doesn’t have much substance either but it is better than a list of quotes.

After several rounds of opening the fridge and cupboards I could find nothing to feed my son. After checking out some mindless show on tv, I finally decided to feed him some cheese. But cheese is not a stand alone meal so what could I give him to go with the cheese? There is a loaf of bread on the counter…and some peanut butter in the cupboard. Peanut butter does not really go well with cheese though does it?

…One night, back in my first year of university, I woke up in the middle of the night and had a craving for cheese, cheddar cheese. But while I tossed and turned in bed trying to convince myself I didn’t want cheese, I started craving peanut butter as well. I finally decided I should fill my cravings but I couldn’t settle on which craving to settle because surely I couldn’t have both. Or could I?

In my childhood, I concocted numerous original drinks by mixing whatever liquids were in the fridge together (i.e. orange juice and milk) so why not take that to another level. Instead of staying up pondering this rather insignificant dilemma, I decided to make a peanut butter and cheese sandwich. Let’s just say it was an interesting combination. Although it was far from awful, I have not combined those two ingredients since that first time.

Monday, September 01, 2008

August 2008 Quotes

You get what you pay for
But I just had no intention of living this way
- Counting Crows (Raining in Baltimore)

...fire was evil stuff that delighted in escaping the hands which created it.
- Stephen King (The Waste Lands)

Deeds may do the job where words fail.
- Isaac Asimov (Foundation's Edge)

There must be a difference in what you saw...depending on wether you sought adventure or had it forced on you.
- Robert Jordan (The Eye of the World)

Women cost a man money, they fought like alley cats, and they caused trouble. Any and all trouble a man had could be laid to women, one way or another.
- Robert Jordan (The Fires of Heaven)

A woman's eyes cut deeper than a knife…
- Robert Jordan (Lord of Chaos)

...it would be desirable to be considered generous; nevertheless, if generosity is practiced in such a way that you will be considered generous, it will harm you.
- Niccolo Machiavelli (The Prince)

Life was such a wheel that no man could stand upon it for long. And it always, at the end, came round to the same place again.
- Stephen King (The Stand)

Some wars could not be won, but they still must be fought.
- Robert Jordan (New Spring)

And prudence in counsel is clearly a form of knowledge; good counsel cannot be due to ignorance and stupidity.
- Francis MacDonald Cornford (The Republic of Plato)

I'm just waiting for that cold black soul of mine
To come alive
- The Refreshments (Nada)

...fear remains the greatest enemy of peace.
- D.C. Masters (A Short History of Canada)

Let others know you possessed a secret, and some would work to learn it; that was a fact of nature.
- Robert Jordan (New Spring)

Humor is almost always anger with its makeup on...
- Stephen King (Bag of Bones)

I have always felt that when punishment is done, the fault that caused it should be erased.
- Robert Jordan (The Dragon Reborn)

Few if any seemed to have grasped the Principle of Reality; new knowledge leads always to yet more awesome mysteries.
- Stephen King (The Gunslinger)

It's up to men to build things...It's up to God to blow them down.
- Stephen King (The Drawing of the Three)

As long as men live upon this planet, they will, they must continue to think; and they will think in spite of the worst tyrannies and cruelties that they can devise for one another.
- Gilbert Highet (Man's Unconquerable Mind)

We all love to instruct, though we can teach only what is not worth knowing.
- Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)

What possible use could be made of an experience if one allowed it to invoke only rage?
- Whitley Strieber (Transformation: The Breakthrough)

When you’re in bed with someone you love, particularly for the first time, five o’clock seems almost holy.
- Stephen King (Bag of Bones)

Men listened closer to calm tones than to the loudest shouts, so long as firmness and certainty accompanied the calm.
- Robert Jordan (New Spring)

And in that moment I realized that I would be a fool to dissipate my energies and that success in anything called for the utmost concentration in that field.
- Paul Gallico (One Writer’s Life)

The best way toward greatness is to mix with the great.
- Gilbert Highet (Man's Unconquerable Mind)