Many of you may have read or heard that a group of astronomers have decided that Pluto doesn’t deserve planetary status anymore. Pluto, along with the newly discovered Xena, has been classified as a dwarf planet.
In and of itself that would be no big deal; however, Pluto has been classified as a full fledged planet since it was discovered in 1930. The beings of Pluto must be right pissed at this; I know I wouldn’t take too kindly if some other planet decided Earth didn’t deserve planetary status. These astronomers may have just given enough fuel to the Plutonians to wage an inter-galactic war against Earth. It’s time for us “Earthlings” to unite and prepare for an attack.
All this could have been avoided if the astronomers would have just given Xena planetary status when it was discovered last year. But no, it was too hard to think of acronyms that included X so instead they chose to insult the inhabitants of another planet by downgrading that planets status. Shame on them!
4 comments:
yes i agree...isnt a dwarf planet at least still a planet? Do Humans diqualify Midgets as Humans ...no. They are still humans
My Very English Mother Just Served Us Nine... uh......
Well that just sucks. What the frig, who makes up these new rules anyway?
I saw on CNN last night that they'll just have to tell kids that it's My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nachos.
It's sad when CNN are investing time in this..when they should just be, oh, I dunno...wasting time on the news.
Bah!
Yes, well as a plutonian, I am insulted. haha j/k
The martians are coming, the martians are coming! Ahh!
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